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| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why dont women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will prob... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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