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| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more
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| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more
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