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| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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