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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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