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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesnt agree with them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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