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| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more
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