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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 52 | | | | Joke: | Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day youll get a speaking part. | | | |
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