| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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