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| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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