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| A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch... more
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| This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two yearsago that I lost my dear wife and children.Ill never... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he sa... more
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| A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and tim... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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