| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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