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| "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
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| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I dont have a headache!"He says, "... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said.... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more
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