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| An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, the... more
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| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more
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| This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two yearsago that I lost my dear wife and children.Ill never... more
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| The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the... more
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| "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
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| The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh,... more
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| QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more
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