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| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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| If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.... more
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| Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.... more
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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more
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| A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, the... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more
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