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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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