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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 62 | | | | Joke: | A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wifesneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you havent changed onelittle bit." | | | |
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