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| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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