|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but Ive slept with dozens of them."His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?" | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Marriage Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isnt it wonderful that theyre not going to b... more
| | 2. | Category: Marriage jokes | | "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more
| | 3. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women... more
| | 4. | Category: Marriage jokes | | At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down t... more
| | 5. | Category: Marriage jokes | | The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh,... more
| | 6. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, hes finished.... more
| | 7. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch... more
| | 8. | Category: Marriage jokes | | In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcoul... more
| | 9. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.... more
| | 10. | Category: Marriage jokes | | A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more
|
|
|
