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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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