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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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