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| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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