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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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