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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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