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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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