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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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