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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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