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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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