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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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