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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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