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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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