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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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