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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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