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| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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