| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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