| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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