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| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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