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| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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