home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


SPONSORS ::






  • Free Recipies
  • Free Tools
  • Cheap Domains
  • Website Solutions


  • JOKES ::






    SEARCH ::




    Find:



    Viewing Joke:

    Category:Computer jokes
    Date Added:11/10/2007
    Rating:not yet rated     
    Views:85
     
    Joke:While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "File not found".I told him to do a dir.I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.He said, "Well it says autoexec, then theres some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat."I said type this in "type autoexec.bat".Again he got "File not found".I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed.He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat.
     
     Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


    More Computer Jokes:

    1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more

    2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more

    3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more

    4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more

    5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more

    6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more

    7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more

    8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more

    9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more

    10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
    Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more



    home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners