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| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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