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| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| 6. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.... more
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| 8. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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