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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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