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| Why did the spider buy a car ?So he could take it out for a spin !... more
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| Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !... more
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| How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !... more
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| 4. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !... more
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| 5. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !... more
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| 6. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What is a mosquitos favourite sport ?Skin-diving !... more
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| What do you call a bee whos had a spell put on him ?Hes bee-witched !... more
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| 8. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !... more
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| What is the bees favourite film ?The Sting !... more
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| Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !... more
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