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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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| A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more
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