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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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