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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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