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| | Category: | Time jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 64 | | | | Joke: | A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,"You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." | | | |
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