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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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