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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more
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