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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more
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