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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.... more
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