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| Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats... more
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| Q: Whats a conservative?A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.... more
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| A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "T... more
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| Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.... more
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| QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.... more
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| Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaf... more
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| QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.... more
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| When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."... more
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| Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can s... more
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| Q: What do a Wendys Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".... more
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